Coward De Blasio Shelters From Press Amid Coronavirus

Coward De Blasio Shelters From Press Amid Coronavirus

Coward Wimp De Blasio shelters from the press amid coronavirus pandemic.

Mayor Coward Wimp De Blasio says he was too busy to brief the City Hall press corps amid a coronavirus state of emergency, after another pitch to DemoRat Andrew Cuomo to enact a shelter-in-place order fell flat.

Hizzoner delayed, then ultimately scrapped a planned conference call to reporters, with a mayoral spokeswoman claiming that the Mayor Coward Wimp De Blasio’s schedule was simply too packed for him to address the media at large as the number of city contagion cases skyrocketed to 1,871.

“Just lots of meetings and calls today pushed everything back super late,” Freddi Goldstein said.

But while Mayor Coward Wimp De Blasio didn’t have enough time for the collective press corps, which he’s addressed every day since March 7, the Coward made room for spots with three specific outlets, appearing on NY1, WCBS radio, and Fake News CNN.

Mayor Coward Wimp De Blasio’s sudden selective shyness was “unrelated,” Goldstein said, to a Wednesday afternoon phone call in which the Mayor Coward Wimp again pitched a city shelter-in-place order to a strongly disinclined DemoRat Cuomo.

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