A Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Biden Victory

A Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Biden Victory

A Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Senile Slow Idiot Biden victory would usher in the Age of Oligarchy.

A Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Biden Victory. Who exactly is Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Slow Joe Biden, the man who may be our president come Jan. 20? The truth is, as of right now, we don’t really know.

We have no clue what Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Slow Joe Biden actually thinks, or even if he’s capable of thinking. The Corrupt Creep hasn’t told us and no one’s made him tell us for a full year. In fact, it’s becoming clear there is no Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Idiot Slow Joe Biden. The man you may remember from the 1980s is gone.

What remains is a projection of sorts, a hologram designed to mimic the behavior of a non-threatening political candidate: “Relax, Joe Biden’s here. He smiles a lot. Everything’s fine.” That’s the message from the Corrupt Vapor Clown. 

So who’s running the projector here? Well, the first thing you should know is that the people behind Corrupt Idiot Biden aren’t liberals. We’ve often incorrectly called them that. A liberal believes in the right of all Americans to speak freely, to make a living, to worship their God, to defend their own families, and to do all of that regardless of what political party they belong to or what race they happen to be born into or how far from midtown Manhattan they currently live.

A liberal believes in universal principles, fairly applied. And the funny thing is, all of that describes most of the 70 million people who just voted for Donald Trump this week. Most of them don’t want to hurt or control anyone. They have no interest in silencing the opposition on Facebook or anywhere else. They just want to live their lives in the country they were born in, and it doesn’t seem like a lot to ask. So by any traditional definition, they are liberal.

However, our language has become so politicized and so distorted that you would never know it. What you do know for certain is that the people behind Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden are not like that at all. They don’t believe in dissent. “You think one thing? I think another. That’s OK.” No, that’s not them at all. They demand obedience to diversity, which is to say, legitimate differences between people is the last thing they want. These people seek absolute sameness, total uniformity. You’re happy with your corner coffee shop? They want to make you drink Starbucks every day from now until forever, no matter how it tastes. That’s the future.

If Corrupt Creepy Sleepy Senile Idiot Slow Joe Biden wins, the tech companies, the big banks, Beijing, and the billionaire class will have won as well!

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