Idiot-Elect Biden Announces ‘Fake America United’

Idiot-Elect Biden Announces ‘Fake America United’

Corrupt Idiot-Elect Joe Bozo Biden announces ‘Fake America United’ as Corrupt Inauguration Theme.

Idiot-Elect Biden Announces ‘Fake America United’. Corrupt Idiot-Elect Joe Bozo Biden’s Corrupt Theme for his Corrupt Inauguration will be “Fake America United,” his Corrupt Transition Team announced Monday.

“At a time of unprecedented crisis and deep divisions, America United reflects the beginning of a new national journey that restores the soul of America, brings the country together, and creates a path to a brighter future,” a Fake Statement from the Corrupt Transition Team read.

In addition to the Fake Theme, the Corrupt Transition also announced two Fake Inauguration Day events.

In his first act as Corrupt President, Bozo Biden will lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery. The Corrupt Idiot will be joined by Floozy lady Jill Biden, Vice Clown Randy Carnal Kamala Harris, and her husband, Deranged Doug Emhoff, as well as former Clowns Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Pedophile Bill Clinton.

Former first Clowns Floozy Michelle Obama and Laura Bush, as well as Former First Liar and Clown of State Crooked Hillary Clinton, will also participate.

In addition to the wreath-laying ceremony, the Corrupt Inaugural Committee plans to install a Fake Art display on the National Mall. The “Field of Flags” will include 191,500 American flags, representing the Americans who could not travel to the nation’s capital to celebrate the New Corrupt Administration.

Delusional individuals are invited to donate to become a “ Fake Sponsor” of the flag display. Proceeds will go to a Corrupt Group of Corrupt Profit Organizations decided by the Corrupt Committee.

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